Paleoporn

1. Porn involving old people or at least one old person.
2. A euphemism for anyone over age 30 getting laid.
3. A way to insult someone by letting them know they're banging a dinosaur.

My roommate spent last night shooting paleoporn until 2 am.

Wow, she's hot. Like Jurassic hot. When did you get into paleoporn?

by Human paraquat June 23, 2018

Paleocord

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020

Papelporn

Any pitching involving Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon, often characterized by the mild arousal it causes in male Red Sox fans.

For gawd's sake, don't go near Sean right now. He's watching Papelporn.

by StPeterOfDorchester November 19, 2007

Paleocon

An abbreviation of the word “paleoconservative”, referring to political conservatives in the United States who advocate old or deeply traditional forms of ideological conservatism.

Should mainly be contrasted with “Neocon”.

Paleocons are the sworn enemies of the liberal and hawkish neocons.

by Idot11111 October 17, 2021

paleoconservatives

Paleocons are not nerly as paranoid as their neocon warmongering counterparts. They are interested in a balanced budget and cleaning up our national debt before spending wildly on the military budget.Preferable to the neocons who have an overtly aggressive foriegn policy(I.E. bomb everyone),but who have no domestic agenda woth the name.Unless of course you call the Rape of the Constitution a domestic agenda.Not to be confused with fascists, who are actually more tolerant than they are.For another definition of neocons see anathema.

Paleocons are actually interested in humanity surviving, even if that portion of humanity is primarily white, upperclass and a member of their golf club.

by bryce1956 October 7, 2003

paleoconservatives

A Paleoconservative is basically a polite word for a White Supremacist Neo-Nazi. Paleoconservatives believe in crippling the US economy by shutting down the borders to immigrants, despite the fact that most Americans are descended from immigrants. Paleocons are political inbreds, who believe in undermining American interests by withdrawing troops from the Middle East and appeasing terrorist regimes in the Muslim world. A Paleocon is typically a poorly educated White Christian in the American deep South who believes, as the Nazis did, that the white race is biologically superior to non-white races and that Blacks, Hispanics, and Jews are waging a secret war against whites to rule the world. Paleocons tend to fall for paranoid conspiracy theories like that. Not to be confused with Neoconservatives or Neocons, who are great nation - builders and passionately believe in spreading democracy and freedom, as well as liberal immigration policies.

Paleoconservatives are basicall inbred nativist white-trash in fancy suits.

by Realpolitik October 22, 2007

paleocon

See: Racist

Howdy, Daryl-Jim-Bob-Billy! Did you get the latest issue of Chronicles? It suggests we call our Congressmen to pass a bill to let the young'uns pledge allegiance to the Confederate Flag. When will they start listening to us Paleocons?

by Eazy Now March 5, 2015