Someone that knows about everything but in reality doesn't know about it at all,his knowledge can defeat Yoda and all Drunken Master = (pukimak acah bagus)
John : You know news about dead rapper lately?
Palatau : Who???
John : JuiceBumi
Palatau : ahhhh I know him very well he's my cousin bro how can i not know about him
Derived from the word 'pala-tao' (kepala tahu) meaning knows everything in Malay.
A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.
An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.
Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.
"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.