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Pakman Penis
When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Pakman Penis by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019
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pakman • Pakman Penis • Burban Pakman • David Pakman • PacMan-ing • padmanabh • paiman • payman • packman • pacman fever
David Pakman
A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.
David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.
He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.
David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.
Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.
He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.
David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.
Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.
Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*
Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*
Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
David Pakman by Dieg-J January 4, 2022
Burban Pakman
The illest Asian rapper to walk the Earth. He is not only witty, but all his flows are the dankest shit you'll ever hear. Sadly, his current producer, Eli Mitchell, is real lazy.
1: Yo, homie, ya heard that new mixtape by Burban Pakman?
2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!
2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!
Burban Pakman by Rap fan for life April 6, 2010
paiman
The Pacman
A favorite among retro video game buffs and ass play aficionados, The Pacman is becoming a standard of the underground sex scene. This simple to do delight requires the insertion of anal beads into the rectum of your partner. Next, the beads are pulled one by one using your mouth. This action mimics the famous video game character eating the pellets. In addition, fruit preserves, which represent the fruits eaten in the game, may be spread onto the sphincter to enhance the ass-tastic flavor of the extracted beads.
The Pacman by Autistic Pornstar April 11, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"