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painers
(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.
painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018
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Painess • painless • payness • Piness • Painesopaido • painless steel • painuss • Ol' Painless • Sophie Paonessa • late night painers
PAYNESS
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
Ol' Painless
Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"
guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."
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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011
Painesopaido
Painesopaido is a fat guy who eats everything within sight, usually things like chocolate and chips but he won't hesitate to eat a fucking cock. Also most likely has a girlfriend called theo
Painesopaido by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021
Piness
A word that Dr. Robotnik says as part of the word "Happiness." When the sound clip is cut out and played repeatedly, it is mildly funny.
Piness by Gimlet, Son of Groin February 10, 2010
suicide is painless
A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.
Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."
suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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