Painess 

A pain in the penis.

I have some painess in my pants.

Painess by Mr.Random May 16, 2010

painers 

(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.

When hard up for a buzz Felix would take all the painers he could get his hands on.

painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018

PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.

Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."

Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011

Painesopaido

Painesopaido is a fat guy who eats everything within sight, usually things like chocolate and chips but he won't hesitate to eat a fucking cock. Also most likely has a girlfriend called theo

Quickly! Painesopaido is coming! Run for your life! Oh wait he wanted my food..

Painesopaido by SwkosEnasKaiMonadikos April 9, 2021

Piness 

A word that Dr. Robotnik says as part of the word "Happiness." When the sound clip is cut out and played repeatedly, it is mildly funny.

HapPINESS is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.

Piness by Gimlet, Son of Groin February 10, 2010

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005