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Painless 

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An Adjective/Noun that means:
Lacking pain. If someone tells you something will be painless, they are likely lying, and the experience they are describing will usually be painful.
"Oh, come on! Getting stabbed with a 3-foot long needle will be practically painless!"
Painless by Just a Skeleton November 12, 2021

painless steel 

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describing a gun that is very shiny or chromed,usually replacing the name of stainless steel. named by a excellent fearless, fierce shooter or sniper.
this is a silver 20 caliber. with a extended clip,hairpin trigger. screaming murder from the painless steel.

dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............

oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
painless steel by kaisean13 August 24, 2009

Ol' Painless

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Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.
Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."
Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011

suicide is painless 

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A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

pairless 

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A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."
"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."
pairless by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008

Painess 

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A pain in the penis.
I have some painess in my pants.
Painess by Mr.Random May 16, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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