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The act of a girl finnesing some penis
Yo bro, she really tried to piness u last night.
Piness by Josephc April 26, 2021
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mabel pines

The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.
"The future, is in the past!"-Mabel Pines
mabel pines by Belac77 September 25, 2013

Shady Pines 

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"
Shady Pines by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

Pines Charter 

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.
guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

Lonely Pines 

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.
I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.
Lonely Pines by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Dipper pines 

A 12 year old fictional character on Gravity Falls. Most fangirls have a crush on him. He found a journal in the town of Oregon "Gravity Falls" and he has been experiencing weird stuff like zombies, gnomes vomiting rainbows, and ghosts. Dipper is mostly seen with a hat with a pine tree on it and wearing a vest. He's usually shipped with Wendy (Wendy+Dipper= WENDIP)!
"I WISH I COULD DATE DIPPER PINES! HE IS SO HOT!"
Dipper pines by Bronypowerfolyfe December 26, 2014