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Petusis is made by a joke cult called the petusis cult and it is related to rhinos.
Person 1:Cinis

Person 2: Podgishipieps

Person 3: Petusis Menusis Rhinopetusis
Petusis by The Petusis Cult February 10, 2022
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That man is quite a petusis!
petusis by ubfxstrubnbvdttdry February 10, 2022
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penusis grande 

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
penusis grande by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
"Damn, I wanna slam that petussy. Too bad Family Guy is just a cartoon."
petussy by ThouEggo November 22, 2021

cutis petutis 

A really cute disease or illness. A Cutis petutis usually forms when you lack a hug of a friendly giant or the sparkles of a pegasus. There is no emergency to go to the doctors office. When you reach the nearest doctor, the cure is a dose of love.
Dylan has a cutis petutis on his left butt cheek
cutis petutis by doctorgurl May 27, 2018
The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
Petukis is oozing with deliciousness!
Petukis by YoungGenna September 4, 2021
the study of penises
Dr. Heinerschnerkel is a perverted professor who studies penusis.
penusis by Colleen.... December 1, 2007
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