pâteuse

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French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

pâteuse by OG_H May 16, 2018

Words you can keep

Peteuse

A woman who is exceptionally skilled at letting out farts. She farts for an audience of kinky men and sells her videos online.

Person 1: I need a girl like Peteuse. She can fart for like 20 seconds at a time.

Person 2: alright man well imma head out now

Peteuse by 23ty23 September 15, 2019

Related Words

pâteuse • Pateusz • PaZeused • Peteuse • Mash pateese • Pat useless

Pateusz

The biggest virgin on twitter. Simps only for mids and doesn't have a job. Someone arrest this fraud ASAP he is 64 grandpa and have 4 kids

- Pateusz you're a virgin!

- Yes I am 🥲

Pateusz by OwnerOfPateusz April 5, 2022

PaZeused

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore."

PaZeused by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

Mash pateese by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026