pâteuse

French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

by OG_H May 16, 2018

Peteuse

A woman who is exceptionally skilled at letting out farts. She farts for an audience of kinky men and sells her videos online.

Person 1: I need a girl like Peteuse. She can fart for like 20 seconds at a time.

Person 2: alright man well imma head out now

by 23ty23 September 15, 2019

Pateusz

The biggest virgin on twitter. Simps only for mids and doesn't have a job. Someone arrest this fraud ASAP he is 64 grandpa and have 4 kids

- Pateusz you're a virgin!

- Yes I am 🥲

by OwnerOfPateusz April 5, 2022

PaZeused

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know getting possessed from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016