Paedophile (s) 

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

Paedophile (s) by Clayton July 14, 2003

Paedophile (s) 

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

Paedophile (s) by Brooksie February 23, 2005

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

Schrödinger’s Pedophile by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile 

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

Schrodinger's Pedophile by anonymous July 29, 2025

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle 

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Paedophile effect 

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

Paedophile effect by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

Paedophile 

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older

Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!

Paedophile by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011