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Pædophile 

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way
Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!
Pædophile by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

Paedophile 

As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles aged 16 or older
Brennan is a prime example of a paedophile.
Dude he has a mangina!!
Paedophile by hdhdhdpp April 22, 2011

paedophile 

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education
Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym
paedophile by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

paedophile 

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure
1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
paedophile by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

paedophile 

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You
Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!
paedophile by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020

paedophile 

paedophile by (.Y.) October 22, 2003
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