Padget 

A nerdy app.

I saw his new iPad: it's full of limp padgets

Padget by Joakley March 26, 2011

Padget syndrome 

“Padget syndrome” the act of buying a decent looking truck and not doing anything to it for month after buying the vehicle. People with this disease often claim to have a custom build after buying a pack of little trees these people are also know to be seen driving green fords and black obs chevys. The disease originated from Citra Florida.

Nobody:

Tyler Padget: I like it the way I bought it

Nobody: you have padget syndrome

Padget syndrome by Anal pounder flounder April 10, 2019

padlet

Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.

I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.

Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?

padlet by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020

pull the padge 

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

pull the padge by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.

“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”

Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019

paget-cuteness 

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.

Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.

paget-cuteness by LT_who? January 26, 2011

Paget Brewster 

Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community

Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?
Yeah, Paget Brewster plays the best Agent!

Paget Brewster by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015