Paddles up 

Term used When life or an event is going good or your goals are met or exceeded

Cole said “Paddles up” because he took huge amounts of pre workout and hit a PR in the gym

Paddles up by JACK CARRUTH May 1, 2022

up a paddle without a creek 

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

up a paddle without a creek by Coran17 October 18, 2023

Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

Up shit creek without a paddle by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Up shit creek without a paddle 

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

Up shit creek without a paddle by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

up a creek without a paddle 

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

up a creek without a paddle by Light Joker June 7, 2007

Up shit creek without a paddle 

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

Up shit creek without a paddle by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle 

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

up shit creek without a paddle by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015