SpongeRobert's definitions

Longneck

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc

I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!

by SpongeRobert December 14, 2019

Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Bobbitt

To cut off a male's private part(s)

His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.

by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Bullshit

!. Crossbreed of a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu
2. A Bulldog and a Shih Tzu mix

I crossbred a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu, and the result is Bullshit puppies!

by SpongeRobert December 31, 2019

joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis

His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.

by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019