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Definitions by SpongeRobert

motherfucker 

People who treat you wrong and/or only want you for your money(i.e.: a "friend", a neighbor, a relative, a nigger)
I don't want to see that motherfucker, anymore!
motherfucker by SpongeRobert June 5, 2020

Bullshit 

!. Crossbreed of a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu
2. A Bulldog and a Shih Tzu mix
I crossbred a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu, and the result is Bullshit puppies!
Bullshit by SpongeRobert December 31, 2019

Longneck 

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc
I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!
Longneck by SpongeRobert December 14, 2019
To cut off a male's private part(s)
His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.
Bobbitt by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019

Methgator 

a person who is hooked on any kind of illegal drug, not just meth.
I stopped being friends with him because I found out that he was a methgator!
Methgator by SpongeRobert August 2, 2019
toggle

verb:

when the penis gets erect and moves up and down, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a light switch.
As a part of my workout routine, I toggle my penis up and down, like a light switch, to make my erection stiffer.
Toggle by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019

joystick 

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
joystick by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019