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Toggle

toggle

verb:

when the penis gets erect and moves up and down, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a light switch.
As a part of my workout routine, I toggle my penis up and down, like a light switch, to make my erection stiffer.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
mugGet the Togglemug.

joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
mugGet the joystickmug.

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
mugGet the up shit creek without a paddlemug.

Longneck

A Submarine Sandwich, e.g.: hoagie, sub, grinder, hero, etc
I feel like a Longneck for supper, tonight!
by SpongeRobert December 14, 2019
mugGet the Longneckmug.

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
mugGet the up shit creek without a paddlemug.

Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
mugGet the Up shit creek without a paddlemug.

motherfucker

People who treat you wrong and/or only want you for your money(i.e.: a "friend", a neighbor, a relative, a nigger)
I don't want to see that motherfucker, anymore!
by SpongeRobert June 5, 2020
mugGet the motherfuckermug.

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