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Juggalo Care Packages 

Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!
Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"
The standard “Military issue pack” that SmokeTeam6 uses in operations, missions, and while chilling in the Barracks.
“I smoked so much Packistan listening to that new SmokeTeam6 Tape”
Packistan by PackistanMan September 30, 2022

Care Packaging 

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT
Care Packaging by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

like packaging chicken 

1. a phrase used to describe a fun time or a fond memory
2. a common replacement for the phrase "good times"
3. may be abbreviated as LPC
1. Remember that time crazy Jonathon sang karaoke at the Saloon?! That was "LPC".

2. Hey, let's go to the 'gaff tonight. It will be "like packaging chicken"!

Clamshell Packaging 

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.

Wacky Packages 

A set of bubble gum card styled stickers produced by the Topps Chewing Gum company, with pictures of spoofed household products. A "non-sport" card. The concept later spawned Garbage Pail Kids.
Wacky Package spoofs include Mountain Goo, Dums (for the dummy), Duzn't Detergent, and Life Servers candy.
Wacky Packages by Wacco February 7, 2004