Pachification 

An attempt to steer a company, either your own or one you've acquired, to the direction of being devoted entirely to a pachinko slot machines.

"I can't believe SNK is a company that went through TWO pachification attmepts!"

Pachification by UrbanLore June 2, 2022

video pacification 

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.

We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.

video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.

The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.

Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

Paulification 

Passive homosexuality directed towards male colleagues in the office.

Paul is gay, he puts on slippers and dreams about sex with grease hear office mate. He wants paulification in his ass.

Paulification by pseudozoa February 17, 2020

Pavification

To delete or remove an important piece of code
Without actually knowing the complete use of its existance,causing pain to others who depend on it without giving any reason or justification

Pavification in a codebase will delay the delivery

Pavification by IsGlassHalfFull October 20, 2022

pamification 

The process of making yourself look like Pamela Anderson. One person is Scouse Pammie whom uses injections to look like her.

Girl One: Lets resume Pamification!!
Girl Two: You look so sexy.

pamification by A-a-ron August 7, 2015

periodic pump-handle pacification 

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

periodic pump-handle pacification by QuacksO December 7, 2019