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Person Whom I Fuck
They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018
Related Words
Pwift • Pift • pifty • pwit • Pifter • Pifting • plift • PWIF • pwitty • PHIFT
Person Whom I Fuck
I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.

Why should lovers be any different?
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018
An acronym for Possession with Intent to Supply controlled drugs, commonly used by Police in the UK.
Man got bagged for PWITS.

I'll be looking at PWITS if I get caught with this amount.
PWITS by Lil BN April 12, 2019
n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.
"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"
Pift by ProudSeal May 5, 2015
Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.
Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.
Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009
Combination of the words Pretty and Nifty. Often these words are used in combination to describe a noun.
That car is prifty. "How is your ride?' 'Prifty!"
Prifty by Brad Lindon April 16, 2005
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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