Pwift

When a dedicated Taylor Swift fan “Swiftie” passes gas

Damn, I just pwifted again while listening to my favorite Taylor Swift song, Delicate.

by PerplexisCat June 19, 2023

PWIF

Person Whom I Fuck

They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.

by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018

PWIF

Person Whom I Fuck

I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.

Why should lovers be any different?

by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018

PWITS

An acronym for Possession with Intent to Supply controlled drugs, commonly used by Police in the UK.

Man got bagged for PWITS.

I'll be looking at PWITS if I get caught with this amount.

by Lil BN April 12, 2019

Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 5, 2015

Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

by CR24 August 4, 2009

Prifty

Combination of the words Pretty and Nifty. Often these words are used in combination to describe a noun.

That car is prifty. "How is your ride?' 'Prifty!"

by Brad Lindon April 16, 2005