PTTSD 

When you play The Roblox game The Turbulent Seas so often that you start to incorporate it into your everyday life.

"Dude he's such a Nabib!"
"Whats Nabib mean?"
"Oh no I got PTTSD"

PTTSD by TTS_TFD November 26, 2024

Potsdam Pottery 

An up and cuming sex move, which takes place between a large male and small female. The move was originally founded by Jolo and Mara in Potsdam, Germany. The female is positioned like a manual pencil sharpener atop a firm pencil. She is then spun around like a slab of clay on a potter's wheel. The ritual is complete when the clay is perfectly decorated and glazed.

Jolo: How would you like to try the Potsdam Pottery?
Mara: What's that?
Jolo: We are about to make history.
Mara: Umm okay.
Jolo: I'm going to make your world spin, literally...

Potsdam Pottery by Gerald 69 February 3, 2013

PTSD 

Post-traumatic stress disorder (sometimes called PTSD) is a form of anxiety disorder. Some people develop this condition after they have experienced a traumatic event. This event might be a serious accident, physical or sexual assault, war or torture, or a natural disaster such as a bushfire or a flood. Strong reactions such as fear, horror, anger, sadness and hopelessness are natural after events like these, of course. In most cases, these feelings will pass after the normal working-through of emotions and talking things over in your own time with family, friends or colleagues.
Post-traumatic stress disorder is identified by three main groups of symptoms:

Flashbacks of the traumatic event through intrusive memories or nightmares. As well as strong emotions, there may be physical symptoms such as sweating, heart palpitations or panic attacks.

Feeling emotionally numb and avoiding situations that are reminders of the trauma. Avoiding possible reminders of the trauma can cause someone to lose interest in day-to-day activities and become detached from friends and family. Some people experience ‘dissociation’ – a feeling of watching from a distance as events unfold.

Feeling anxious and ‘jumpy’ for no reason. Heightened vigilance can mean the affected person is constantly on the lookout for danger, possibly leading to irritability and a lack of concentration.

The reason Jane constantly feels anxious and depressed is because she suffers from PTSD.

PTSD by NAME TAKEN AGAIN March 7, 2016

PTTD 

Post Traumatuc Turtle Disorder. Similar to PTSD, however it is onset by a traumatic viewing involving a turtle. This could include a turtle being crushed by a car, an empty turtle shell, etc.

I got PTTD after witnessing a turtle get crushed by a car.

PTTD by STWEAM cult member July 1, 2018

PTTD 

Post traumatic turtle disorder

When you walk into a museum, in the middle of spring, and see something you can never unsee.

All of Stones and Bones have PTTD.

PTTD by Murder Class Alumni July 1, 2018

Potsdam Giant 

A guy with an unusually large penis who is too protective of it to use it.

Frederick William had a huge weapon but would never take it into battle -- what a Potsdam Giant.

Potsdam Giant by ChefBoyardee69 May 10, 2010

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) 

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016