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Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.
Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen
by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006
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pimp's stable

A hoe/group of hoes a Pimp owns that he uses to make money. Usually containing one to ten hoes. All of which can be kept at one location.
Yo man, what kind of bitches do you want? This Pimp's Stable is full of em.
by Stack-Attack November 2, 2013
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Pimp's Breakfast

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.
by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009
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Pimp's Cup

A favorite beverage of many of the "high"-modernists (an artistic subculture of stoners within the modernist movement), a Pimp's Cup is a mixed drink made by pouring a Pimm's Cup into a large, jewel-encrusted, gold chalice and mixing with an equal part of Colt .45.
Snoop Dogg and F. Scott Fitzgerald attended my social gathering on East Egg the other day where we enjoyed a discussion about modernism and bitches over several Pimp's Cups.
by OedipusTRex November 28, 2013
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pimp's hours

Staying up really late and waking up really late. like a pimp.
"you be workin a pimp's hours" pimp
by Crackdealingseagull February 5, 2007
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Pimp's Eye View

When a white person, Tells a story from the perspective of a black person in order to make their story more interesting.
Rob (Normal): Yah, so me and Cheryl went downtown to get some food and some homeless guy started chasing us! I scared him off though!

Rob (Pimp's Eye View): Yo, so me n my bitch were down walking the streets when some crazy motha fucka tried followin us, so i grabbed my gat n popped a cap in dat po foo asss.
by WonkaDollar June 7, 2011
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Pimp's Shoulda

A mang with clean shoulda's becuz they brush der shoulda's off.
Jorelle: Damn nigga you got pimp's shoulda's.
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!
by Mack Pervert April 4, 2004
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