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phonicate • phonication • Phonicating • phonicator • phonica • phonicide • Phloficate • phoncation • Phonecat • Phonecating
Phonication
Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)
Phonication by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009
pornicate
Phonicide
When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
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