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It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.
When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.
Profitate by kameHouse May 12, 2020

predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain
predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

Proeducated

Being educated on a topic and encouraging others to be informed. Therefore, not sharing memes meant to incite a variety of emotions based on misleading and/or false truths.
Regardless if you are Pro-Life or Pro-Choice be ProEducated first and foremost.
Proeducated by sweetgal8869 January 26, 2019

The Predicaments 

1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.

3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
The Predicaments by The5thCylon September 14, 2010

Provocateur in Chief 

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Pouring gasoline on the flames of civil disobedience is the forte of the Provocateur in Chief.
When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.
Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.
Profitate by Insigniarum May 12, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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