2 definitions by Oltavulpes
When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
It simply means slow and tired at the same time. It's the kind of feeling you get in the morning, when you can't quite think, and you're still waking up.
If someone tells you a joke that goes over your head, or you answer a simple question wrong, you're probably sagging or saggy. It's also from a side effect of caffeine.
If someone tells you a joke that goes over your head, or you answer a simple question wrong, you're probably sagging or saggy. It's also from a side effect of caffeine.
Ace: See what I did there?
Me: Err...no?
Ace: *Points to punchline of joke*
Me: Ohhh ok. Sorry, I'm a bit sagged this morning.
Teacher: Johnny, answer this question: What's 2+2?
Me: Ummmm...er..I think...5?
Teacher: 4!
Me: Sorry ma'am, I'm saggy today.
Me: Err...no?
Ace: *Points to punchline of joke*
Me: Ohhh ok. Sorry, I'm a bit sagged this morning.
Teacher: Johnny, answer this question: What's 2+2?
Me: Ummmm...er..I think...5?
Teacher: 4!
Me: Sorry ma'am, I'm saggy today.
by Oltavulpes November 15, 2015