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Phonication 

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)
The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.
1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.
1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?
phonicate by HotCrab January 18, 2004
A slang term for having phone sex.
So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?
PHONICATE by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

Phonibrator 

Some girl who decides it is a good idea to, when sexting with her nerdy ass boyfriend, use her phone as a vibrator so when he sexts her she climaxes on her brand new sidekick.
Ya dude, turns out, that girl was using a Phonibrator. Weird dude...kinda hot though, huh? Hell yeah. Here lets go tbag her! HELL YES!
Phonibrator by Spoony McSpoon October 21, 2009

phonication 

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.
Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.
phonication by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

pooninator 

someone who is addicted to poon.
sean is a pooninator.
pooninator by martabus August 27, 2008