phonicator

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

by cosmic guts August 5, 2011

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

by HotCrab January 18, 2004

PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

Phonibrator

Some girl who decides it is a good idea to, when sexting with her nerdy ass boyfriend, use her phone as a vibrator so when he sexts her she climaxes on her brand new sidekick.

Ya dude, turns out, that girl was using a Phonibrator. Weird dude...kinda hot though, huh? Hell yeah. Here lets go tbag her! HELL YES!

by Spoony McSpoon October 21, 2009

phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

pooninator

someone who is addicted to poon.

sean is a pooninator.

by martabus August 27, 2008