Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

phonicide 

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."

phonicide by supercoolkat1234567890 July 6, 2011

Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

Poonocide 

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.

"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"

Poonocide by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008

phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

phonicate by HotCrab January 18, 2004