When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"
Dude 2: "What a phonicide."
Dude 2: "What a phonicide."
by supercoolkat1234567890 July 5, 2011