When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
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by supercoolkat1234567890 July 6, 2011
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When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009
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Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.
Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.
Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.
Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."
Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."
Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."
by famousKid February 22, 2009
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2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.
"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"
"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"
"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"
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