PAKALY 

A PAKALY is when your friend comes over and plays Minecraft all night.

“Let’s pull a PAKALY tonight!”

PAKALY by PAYLAK June 7, 2020

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Food Paralysis 

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

Food Paralysis by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

ne ne papalypse 

Ne Ne papalypse, (sometimes Nee Nee papalypse) is the theory that when more material for the manga and anime of Axis Powers Hetalia the entire fandom and it's afformentioned dark lord shall overtake the earth in unholy matrimony and destruction

"If you are not ready for the ne ne papalypse, may doitsu have mercy on your soul. There is no god.

ne ne papalypse by MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKERS December 5, 2016

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

Penis Paralysis by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

poop paralysis 

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

poop paralysis by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010