paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

paralyzationalizedetaded by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004