The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
by metasymantic February 6, 2009
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
by WordsmithRuss March 11, 2017
The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010
When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
by k1ttyk1tty777 November 30, 2013
When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action
by Caveman100 June 8, 2014