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Paralympics 

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.
Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold
Paralympics by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013
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paralympics 

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.
Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.
paralympics by mrpain November 4, 2008

Paralympic Biscuit 

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.
I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

Paralympic potential

"when someone has the speification, ambition or required qualites to apply for the paralympics"
jingles: waahhh, look at that kid over there,
Holly: ii, he can hop faster than i can run!
jingles: if only he had one leg, he would have some serious paralympic potential.

Pazlympics 

Where one goes after winning pazletics to compete in an all time grand competition
"All the pazletics champs can come on thru n test their skills in the pazlympics"
Pazlympics by Spatch101 June 9, 2021

Maralympics 

A alternative (but different) version of the Olympics. It only has one mascot and it’s Ethan (IMC)
“Have you won several Maralympic medals during the Milano-Cortina 2026 Maralympics?”
Maralympics by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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