paralympics

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

by mrpain September 22, 2008

Paralympics

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.

Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold

by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013

Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise September 20, 2008

Paralympic potential

"when someone has the speification, ambition or required qualites to apply for the paralympics"

jingles: waahhh, look at that kid over there,
Holly: ii, he can hop faster than i can run!
jingles: if only he had one leg, he would have some serious paralympic potential.

by Holltv & Jamtv April 05, 2010