P.M.H.P.

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.

Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.

by Baahl August 4, 2012

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

M.H.P

A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS CALLED MONROE HEIGHTS,BUT M.H.P STANDS FOR MONROE HEIGHTS PARK!

I STAY IN M.H.P WITH NOKIE

by N3N3561 January 12, 2009

H.P.M.

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

by GDub420 January 11, 2009

H.P.M.S.

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

M.E.M.P.H.I.S.

Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.

M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
making easy money pimping hoes in style or making easy money pimpin hoes is serious

by i|3 June 13, 2006

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009