P.M.H.P. 

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.

Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.

P.M.H.P. by Baahl August 4, 2012

C M S M P M H 

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

C M S M P M H by fiftypour August 20, 2010

M.H.P

A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS CALLED MONROE HEIGHTS,BUT M.H.P STANDS FOR MONROE HEIGHTS PARK!

I STAY IN M.H.P WITH NOKIE

M.H.P by N3N3561 January 12, 2009

H.P.M. 

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

H.P.M. by GDub420 January 11, 2009

H.P.M.S. 

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

H.P.M.S. by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. 

Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.

M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
making easy money pimping hoes in style or making easy money pimpin hoes is serious

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. by i|3 June 13, 2006

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009