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A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS CALLED MONROE HEIGHTS,BUT M.H.P STANDS FOR MONROE HEIGHTS PARK!
I STAY IN M.H.P WITH NOKIE
M.H.P by N3N3561 January 12, 2009
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P.M.H.P. 

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.
P.M.H.P. by Baahl August 4, 2012

C M S M P M H 

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
C M S M P M H by fiftypour August 20, 2010

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. 

Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.
M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
making easy money pimping hoes in style or making easy money pimpin hoes is serious
M.E.M.P.H.I.S. by i|3 June 13, 2006

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe
Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. 

Making Easy Money Pimin Hoes Is Serious
Makin' easy money, pimpin' hoes is serious bitch(M.E.M.P.H.I.S.)
Makin' easy money, pimpin' hoes is serious nigga

GET IT RIGHT PERSON ON TOP OF ME
M.E.M.P.H.I.S. by Big Stew September 17, 2006

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. 

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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