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P.M.H.P. 

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.
P.M.H.P. by Baahl August 4, 2012

C M S M P M H 

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
C M S M P M H by fiftypour August 20, 2010

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. 

Making. Easy. Money. Pimpin. Hoes. In. Style.
Word originated in Memphis, TN. Acronymn for the above stated. A state of mind in which above is stated.
M.E.M.P.H.I.S.
making easy money pimping hoes in style or making easy money pimpin hoes is serious
M.E.M.P.H.I.S. by i|3 June 13, 2006

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe
Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

M.E.M.P.H.I.S. 

Making Easy Money Pimin Hoes Is Serious
Makin' easy money, pimpin' hoes is serious bitch(M.E.M.P.H.I.S.)
Makin' easy money, pimpin' hoes is serious nigga

GET IT RIGHT PERSON ON TOP OF ME
M.E.M.P.H.I.S. by Big Stew September 17, 2006

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. 

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.