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HARRY POTTER MARATHON;
the long term watching of a movie about a small boy wizard and his magical friends.
Hey guys, are you going to that wicked HPM later on?!
HPM by hollabackgurrrl July 10, 2010
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It's june! HPM
HPM by Akyline Bironx June 16, 2020
Humps Per Minute
Man, when I was doing it with that chick my HPM was over a 150, it was hardcore.
HPM by nwillimaster September 30, 2012
a group of four dazzling young adults who enjoy cupcakes, puns and sartorialising. usually involves 3 especially good female friends, each of whom are truly fabulous, and one wombat who tags along because he has no other friends.

a hpm is a person, hpm are a group, the hpms are the group.
i'm going out with hpm today
hpm by Snape, Snape, Severus Snape October 23, 2007
A code name when you’re scandalous and can’t talk about a boy using his name. Hot punk meme boy.
That dude texted me again

Who
Hpmb
Oh
hpmb by tortillaa May 23, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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