H.P.M. 

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

H.P.M. by GDub420 January 11, 2009

H.P.M.S. 

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

H.P.M.S. by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

P.M.H.P. 

"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.

Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.

P.M.H.P. by Baahl August 4, 2012

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 10, 2009

H.P.O.M.C

H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy

i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!

H.P.O.M.C by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007

C M S M P M H 

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

C M S M P M H by fiftypour August 20, 2010