P.H.O 

personal hygiene optional

The hot water heater is down so it's been p.h.o. for the last 4 days.

P.H.O by cisco dzidd July 23, 2007

p.h.o.e.b.e 

Sticking a stick of chewing gum up a girls vagina while inserting a mans penis for it to later get wet and then for the chewing gum to get stuck inside of the womans vagina

“ yo dude I ran into this chic at a party and we totally did a p.h.o.e.b.e

p.h.o.e.b.e by Heroes123 April 27, 2020

S.H.P.O.S. 

Designation as a Sub-Human Piece Of Shit, applied by medical personnel in hospitals to their less-than-desirable patients.

In an article published in Values, Ethics, and Health Care, 5 (1980), pp. 226-228, Harold Schwartz attests that S.H.P.O.S. is "an acronym for 'subhuman piece of shit' applied by medical interns and residents to their most unpleasant and uncooperative patients."

S.H.P.O.S. by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008

h.p.o.a. 

hot piece of ass

That Dommy P, HUMINAH! He's an h.p.o.a.!!!

h.p.o.a. by melody April 2, 2004

H.O.P. 

Hold on Playa, as made famous by Deion Sanders #21 Greatest Cornerback/Returner of all time.

I spot my friend cash @ the Stripclub, said he has cash @ home. Later drop him off says thanks 4 ride, goodnight. H.O.P.

H.O.P. by Charrito de Oro January 23, 2011

H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.

"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"

H.O.P.S. by alwaysthat November 5, 2006

H.O.P 

An acronym for Hang-over Poo. The shits which often come along with a beasty hangover.

Dude i got the worst hangover ever! Had 6 H.O.Ps so far!

H.O.P by Jem=] August 9, 2007