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P.D.D.P. 

Acronym for "Police Department Double Penetration." This is when you are out driving and you have a cop in front of you and a cop behind you.
Sancho was out cruisin' when he noticed there was a cop hittin' him from the front and from the back. Good thing he wasn't drunk. That would have just made the P.D.D.P. worse.
P.D.D.P. by BoBRiPley July 18, 2013
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P.P.D.D. 

Initialism for "Post Prequel Disappointment Disorder"

The inevitable letdown that results from viewing the Star Wars prequels.
"Bro, I just watched Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, I'd say I've got about an hour until I have a full blown case of P.P.D.D."
P.P.D.D. by jayanddaisy September 11, 2014
Eyes Pointing in Different Directions

Usually used to describe terrible pictures where one is incredibly beamed, stoned, drunk, or under some form of intoxication and their eyes are pointing in different directions.

One looks incredibly stupid in said photo, regrets immediately what they did, attempts to remeber what they did, fails, bitches at picture poster, is flamed by entire internet community and the retard's friends.
Guy 1: DUDE, I saw your picture on Junk Sale last night! You're totally E.P.D.D!

E.P.D.D Guy: WTF? ... Fuuuuuuck!

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Girl 1: Omg, I would change your facebook display pic if I were you.

Girl 2: Why? Whats wrong with it *examines photo closely*

Girl 1: You look retarded, your E.P.D.D. lol
E.P.D.D by Lupeys April 4, 2010

P.D Disease 

P.D Disease

Created by Dr. Ralph F Stine
Symptoms
In females, P.D appear in and around the vagina or anus or on the cervix. In males, they appear on the penis, scrotum, groin, or thigh. P.D can be raised or flat, small or large. Sometimes they're clustered together in a cauliflower-like shape. Most of the time, they're flesh-colored and painless. Sometimes, the warts are so small and flat that they may not be noticed right away.

It may take several months or years after infection for symptoms to appear — if there are symptoms at all.

In females, the virus can lead to changes in the cervix that may lead to cancer, so it's important that it is diagnosed and treated as soon as possible. Males infected with HPV can also be at risk for cancer of the penis and the anus.

P.D is transmitted through sexual contact (anal, oral, and vaginal) with an infected person, and warts can appear within several weeks or months afterwards.

The virus is passed through skin-to-skin contact, but not everyone who's been exposed to the virus will develop P.D.
that stoopid ass dubz has da p.d disease"

P-O-D-D-Y 

A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".
♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪
P-O-D-D-Y by Telephony July 23, 2018
Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. The self diagnoses of P.T.S.D used to either be purely annoying or overly dramatic
Becky claims to have P.T.S.D from a car crash but actually she was never in a car crash so she actually suffers from P.D.S.D
P.D.S.D by anonymous June 6, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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