Definitions by BoBRiPley

P.D.D.P. 

Acronym for "Police Department Double Penetration." This is when you are out driving and you have a cop in front of you and a cop behind you.

Sancho was out cruisin' when he noticed there was a cop hittin' him from the front and from the back. Good thing he wasn't drunk. That would have just made the P.D.D.P. worse.

P.D.D.P. by BoBRiPley July 18, 2013

Naughty Turducken 

A Naughty Turducken is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the Naughty Turducken.

The boys at Omega Alpha Zed decided to give Steve his first Naughty Turducken. They first jammed a mouse into his ass, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.

Naughty Turducken by BoBRiPley July 18, 2013