P.D.S.D

Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. The self diagnoses of P.T.S.D used to either be purely annoying or overly dramatic

Becky claims to have P.T.S.D from a car crash but actually she was never in a car crash so she actually suffers from P.D.S.D

P.D.S.D by anonymous June 6, 2018

P.S.D.S. 

Said in a New York accent, Pierced Ears!

Eva said "I have P.S.D.S.. Stephanie looked puzzled so Eva touched her ear lobes & said, "You know, P.S.D.S.. Then Stephanie understood & they had a good laugh.

P.S.D.S. by Starchylde May 30, 2016

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T 

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

P.D.S 

1. Pearl District Sluts. A term refering to the money grubbing women who flock to the Pearl District of Portland, OR from their homes in Gresham, Beaverton, Hillsburro, Oregon City, Vancouver, etc... In hopes of securing a "sugar daddy" by the creative display of their new TJ Max outfit, bottle blonde hair, and the amazingly frequent use of the word "totally."

2. This term can also refer to a woman who has reached sucess in the goals of definiton 1, and who now lives with the aforementioned sugar daddy IN the Peral District. She now wears Gucci outfits, drives a SL500 Benz, and uses much higher grade bleach to achieve the same bottle blonde look. She is still a P.D.S at this point, it is a lifelong branding... There is no escape.

"Hey man, wanna go to H***** or P****** or A*** or O** and hit on some P.D.S? I just got some shiney shoes, we can pull this off. Lets pretend to be rich and give them a taste of their own medicine!"

"No dude, thats fucking weak, we should go meet some women with real substance to their character who are'nt so petty, fickle and materialistic... Put on your sneakers and lets go hang out at The L** B**** or something instead."

P.D.S by Naterator May 25, 2007

P.P.S.D.

Post poop stress disorder. When your butthole feels on fire and/or stressed after you poop. Usually lasts 5-15 minutes.

Dude, I just took a poop and am suffering from P.P.S.D.

P.P.S.D. by UtahJazz12 October 31, 2017

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014