P-Hat

Short for 'partyhat' a symbol of wealth in the massively multiplayer online roleplaying game 'RuneScape'. They were 'dropped' in game on Christmas 2001 inside of Christmas Crackers, which you use with another player to obtain the hat. Today, they are worth millions in RuneScape currency and require months of playing to obtain. People pay upwards of 500 U.S. dollars on Ebay for certain hats, as they come in different colors(Blue, White, Red, Green, Yellow, Purple).

OMG that dude is so leet he has a p-hat!

I'll never make enough money to get that blue p-hat..

P-Hat by BobbyDrake September 1, 2008

P-Hat

Variant of "phat," meaning cool.

That concert was P-Hat.
Yeah.

P-Hat by Safran May 7, 2003

P-Hat

a head garment worn by people with learning disablities to keep them warm

"Oh my, look at jason doesnt he look good in his P-Hat"

P-Hat by yermawsgotbaws November 10, 2004

p hat

party hat, rare RuneScape item

'omfg i saw this rich n00b with a p hat'

p hat by Paku123 September 6, 2006

P Hat

P-Hat Or Party Hat is a very Rare Discontinued Runescape Item that is worth Hundreds of Millions of Coins

Noob1 - wow that guy has a P Hat .. he must be rich.
Noob2 - Dude, P Hats are a sure sign that guys never been laid...

P Hat by ZMAF May 26, 2011

P Hat

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"

P Hat by jtrepassodigraci November 17, 2023

Phatmass 

Proper noun, as in it was (maybe still is) an online community for ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative Roman Catholics who like to imagine themselves as renovating Catholicism for a modern world like through rap-music and other pop-culture references. Members express virtually outright anti-democratic, anti-human-rights, or even fascist sentiments and get applauded or minimized when objections/concerns come up with the concern/objector being the target of bullying or outright trolling of one kind or another. Anti and pseudo science, philosophy, and intellectualism. They have several pseudo-intellectuals who will sometimes pop up to give very intellectually dishonest ramblings that any criticism or disagreement with is met again with bulling or trolling.

Of course the normal traditional Catholic stuff too like anti-sexuality, anti-contraception, anti-LGBTQ+, and so on is the norm. But to say that this is just a traditionalist and conservative message board would be an extremely misleading imagining. Even from a Catholic point of view they are disagreeable to the Second Vatican Council and most modern Popes, especially Pope Francis it would seem, the ordinary form (or the common mass in English). The community climate itself is at very best unhealthy and normally just toxic and abusive. Moderators do very little to curb this and do a lot more to protect their ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative haven that has driven away most of the members of the community.

"Did you read on Phatmass how they were saying democracy is immoral?"

"Yeah, Phatmass is a disaster."
"Thankfully I know that Phatmass isn't really Christian or Catholic."
"Phatmass taught me how hypocritical Christianity is."

Phatmass by DragonCommentary December 29, 2019