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Píčus / Pičus is Czech/Slovakian swear word for a male. Word to word translation is ''vagina man''.
Píčus

Tak jseš píčus?!
On je uplnej pičus.
Píčus by Eyhur August 31, 2022

dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).
Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I
dickus picus by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.
Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

Focus Pocus 

Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.
"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."
Focus Pocus by Pornelius Hubert October 25, 2018
Pius is a very fun, outgoing, and extremely confident. He is never afraid to say what’s on his mind and is very understanding. He usually has black wavy like hair and soft skin with loving eyes. He has an amazing way with words and often goes to church. He loves his friends and treats others like gold unless proven not to be. He has such a big heart and always tries to do whats best for others and himself. Pius is isnt afraid to speak the truth. He is also quite a ladies man. Girls practically fall at his feet. Many have even told him to his face how “cute” or “adorable” he is. By just hanging out in public with him, you can spot about 18 girls checking him out. Remember, if you have a Pius in your life, you dont want to lose him. Although he is quick to forgive, once he’s done then he’s DONE. You’re so lucky to have a Pius in your life!!
Woahhh that guy over there is so cute!!! I think he’s a Pius!!
Pius by Pipits December 29, 2017

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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