Ozment 

Pure Awesomeness.

Man, that was like, sooo Ozment.

Ozment by isotopes October 24, 2009

Ozment Dilemma 

Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.

Mark is quite the pushover. He really suffers from the Ozment dilemma.

Ozment Dilemma by SpongeBob Squaredude April 28, 2021

Emily Osment 

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

Emily Osment by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

Ohment 

A moment of great realization punctuated by a loud and often drawn out "Ohhhhhh". It is a phenominon experience by all but the incredibly dull or inattentive.

Math Teacher: "...and that is how you find a derivitive."

Student 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now i get it.

Student 2: I wish I could have an Ohment, i still dont get it.

Ohment by tonkotruck September 11, 2009

Haley Joel Osment 

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)

Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome

Haley Joel Osment by kitikat88 January 8, 2009

bruh oment

when 2 or more people are stupid you use the word bruh oment

that was very bruh oment of us lmao

bruh oment by curryaj October 18, 2020

Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva

elvish for sweet water and light water untill we next meet!

guy #1 - I must depart for my uh journey my dear.

Lauren - Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva!

Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva by Amanda August 11, 2004