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Ozment Dilemma 

Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.
Mark is quite the pushover. He really suffers from the Ozment dilemma.

Emily Osment 

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.
"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone
Emily Osment by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013
A moment of great realization punctuated by a loud and often drawn out "Ohhhhhh". It is a phenominon experience by all but the incredibly dull or inattentive.
Math Teacher: "...and that is how you find a derivitive."

Student 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now i get it.

Student 2: I wish I could have an Ohment, i still dont get it.
Ohment by tonkotruck September 11, 2009

Haley Joel Osment 

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)
Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
Haley Joel Osment by kitikat88 January 8, 2009

bruh oment

when 2 or more people are stupid you use the word bruh oment
that was very bruh oment of us lmao
bruh oment by curryaj October 18, 2020

Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva

elvish for sweet water and light water untill we next meet!
guy #1 - I must depart for my uh journey my dear.

Lauren - Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva!
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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