Ohment

A moment of great realization punctuated by a loud and often drawn out "Ohhhhhh". It is a phenominon experience by all but the incredibly dull or inattentive.

Math Teacher: "...and that is how you find a derivitive."

Student 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now i get it.

Student 2: I wish I could have an Ohment, i still dont get it.

by tonkotruck September 11, 2009

Emily Osment

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

Haley Joel Osment

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)

Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome

by kitikat88 January 8, 2009

bruh oment

when 2 or more people are stupid you use the word bruh oment

that was very bruh oment of us lmao

by curryaj October 18, 2020

Ozment

Pure Awesomeness.

Man, that was like, sooo Ozment.

by isotopes October 24, 2009

Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva

elvish for sweet water and light water untill we next meet!

guy #1 - I must depart for my uh journey my dear.

Lauren - Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva!

by Amanda August 11, 2004

Emily Osment

One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.

OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*

by Rhianna Jonasss June 12, 2008