Skip to main content

overwipe 

Overwipe - v. to be extremely cautious while wiping anything, particularly the anal or vaginal region, to the point were the wiper or object being wiped experiences undesirable effects (i.e. redness, extra sensitivity, or bleeding). In some cases, objects like noses and inanimate objects can be overwiped.

-n. a person who is brash, clumsy, rude, stupid, and/or annoying to the extent that the common term 'asswipe' is insufficient; an asshole x 1000.
Doc: Hello sir, what seems to be the reason for our visit?

Patient: I'm having trouble walking, sitting, and farting...I think it's because I've been overwiping. I've been bleeding from my anus as well.
-------------------------------------
TV: President Obama has illegalized breathing freely, and will be placing a tax on every breath taken past the allotted 100 per day.

Me: Of course he would, he's an overwipe.
overwipe by CLP27 November 5, 2010

Overripe teenager 

Someone in his 20s (or even 30s) that still acts like a 17 year-old. Overripe teenagers who are male often try to date teenage girls. Overripe teenagers who are female not only act like a 17 year-old, but dress like one, too.
Jim: What's up with Jeremy? He's 35, working at McDonald's and dating a 19 year old?
Eric: He's just being Jeremy.
Jim: I think he is an overripe teenager.

The Overgiver 

Rest in pieces, for the Overgiver overgave you pain.
The Overgiver by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Overperforming Slightly 

When a game developer, who quite obviously does not play their own game or has it tested by 'normal players', implements a feature, quest, or mechanic that is so broken and/or buggy that it is unplayable.
The average player's HP is 2600, and this level's boss can do damage of up to 20,000 per hit. It is overperforming slightly.

overswipe 

To swipe right far too much on Tinder and/or Bumble such that you accumulate an insane number of matches such that you can’t possibly talk to all of these people let alone actually meet in real life.
Man, Jenny overswiped the shit out of Tinder - now every guy in town is about to get ghosted
overswipe by SciDefiner September 5, 2018

overliver 

From the German uberleber. One who survives something.
There can be only one overliver!
overliver by Overliver September 11, 2007