overwipe

Overwipe - v. to be extremely cautious while wiping anything, particularly the anal or vaginal region, to the point were the wiper or object being wiped experiences undesirable effects (i.e. redness, extra sensitivity, or bleeding). In some cases, objects like noses and inanimate objects can be overwiped.

-n. a person who is brash, clumsy, rude, stupid, and/or annoying to the extent that the common term 'asswipe' is insufficient; an asshole x 1000.

Doc: Hello sir, what seems to be the reason for our visit?

Patient: I'm having trouble walking, sitting, and farting...I think it's because I've been overwiping. I've been bleeding from my anus as well.
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TV: President Obama has illegalized breathing freely, and will be placing a tax on every breath taken past the allotted 100 per day.

Me: Of course he would, he's an overwipe.

by CLP27 November 5, 2010

Overripe teenager

Someone in his 20s (or even 30s) that still acts like a 17 year-old. Overripe teenagers who are male often try to date teenage girls. Overripe teenagers who are female not only act like a 17 year-old, but dress like one, too.

Jim: What's up with Jeremy? He's 35, working at McDonald's and dating a 19 year old?
Eric: He's just being Jeremy.
Jim: I think he is an overripe teenager.

by Bigfoot46360 August 2, 2010

overswipe

To swipe right far too much on Tinder and/or Bumble such that you accumulate an insane number of matches such that you can’t possibly talk to all of these people let alone actually meet in real life.

Man, Jenny overswiped the shit out of Tinder - now every guy in town is about to get ghosted

by SciDefiner September 5, 2018

Overwiper

After a girl goes to the bathroom she wipes her privet area with tissue to jognmany times that tissue clumps up in to balls and gets stuck in her hair...

My girlfriend got naked and I
Noticed that she was an overwiper so I help her out to get clean..

by Aaron johnson muffinmankiller October 31, 2022