Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.

Outjacked by Enigmatic_1 July 21, 2022

urban outbacker 

A city-dweller that enjoys brief outings, esp. into a natural setting, to get away from the city.

There were quite a few urban outbackers at the park today at lunchtime.

urban outbacker by Shaggy Doo September 8, 2010

Outcocked

1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.

1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.

Outcocked by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

outkicked his coverage by MB999 July 3, 2006

Outbacker 

Australian for Alcoholic. All employees of Outback steakhouse drink like fish. If they don't they usually don't keep the job long.

drunk wasted outbacker

Outbacker by JuggaloJunior February 3, 2010

outwhacked 

when something is beyond your brains margin of comprehension and you cannot process it at once without getting confused or emotionally destabilized.

that combination of spiritually deep questions has me fully outwhacked!

outwhacked by abrain October 4, 2018

outdicked yourself 

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

outdicked yourself by IkuraEater July 28, 2014