Outcocked

1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.

1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.

Outcocked by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

Octacocked 

To be put in a situation or at a disadvantage so severe that it is impossible to recover from. It is a metaphor for being done such an extreme wrong that the person being wronged does not feel as though they were merely raped, but raped eight times, simultaneously.

The professor's test was so difficult I think that I was just octacocked.

Octacocked by Bill Roman May 8, 2008

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

outkicked his coverage by MB999 July 3, 2006

outcycled

Another term for outskilled this word is used to describe what happens when a player has cycled through his cards at such a quick rate of speed the opponent cannot keep up.

Bro there is nothing more satisfying than getting outcycled by the greatest double barrel player of all time dlew44

outcycled by dlew44 June 13, 2021

outdicked yourself 

Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.

Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.

outdicked yourself by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Outfucked 

Outfucked is a word with more screwed level than fucked up

*le me watching a gacha heat*
Oh god this is soo outfucked up

Outfucked by Some_random_kid_that_hate_some March 24, 2022

Outjacked

When two guys have a jacking off competition and one outjacks the other he is the winner

My mate and I were jacking off whilst watching Baywatch. He outjacked me because he came first.

Outjacked by Enigmatic_1 July 21, 2022