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1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.
1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.
Outcocked by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

outfuckingstanding

a way of sarcastically kicking someone's story because you just cannot be fucked to listen to any more crap.
best used by seargant hartman in Full Metal Jacket
Annoying guy: ...so yeah then i took the dog home but then she said she didn't like the dog because the colour clashed with the carpet and then...

you: outfuckingstanding
The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.
"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
outfuck by Cont78 January 1, 2010

Outfected 

A clean and sanerty wound
Is that cut infected? Na it’s all good, it’s outfected
Outfected by Polarbear November 21, 2017

cutfucked 

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser
Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked
cutfucked by Sally says June 6, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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