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1. To win in a fight by being louder, more obnoxious and more annoying than your opponent. May be used in douchebaggery.

2. To have a longer penis than your opponent.
1. Remember when Tom ate 8 hotdogs in a row and you only managed two, then didn't even burp afterwards? You were so outcocked, man!

2. He was standing at the urinal next to mine and I felt rather outcocked.
Outcocked by LeopardIvy March 25, 2010

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

outfuckingstanding

a way of sarcastically kicking someone's story because you just cannot be fucked to listen to any more crap.
best used by seargant hartman in Full Metal Jacket
Annoying guy: ...so yeah then i took the dog home but then she said she didn't like the dog because the colour clashed with the carpet and then...

you: outfuckingstanding
The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.
"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
outfuck by Cont78 January 1, 2010

Outfected 

A clean and sanerty wound
Is that cut infected? Na it’s all good, it’s outfected
Outfected by Polarbear November 21, 2017

cutfucked 

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser
Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked
cutfucked by Sally says June 6, 2020