Like outdone yourself in dickishness. Means that you've been a total and utter dick. Not just a normal dick, but a jaw-dropping dick.
Person 1: oh man you fucked that hoe up the ass?
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.
Person 2: shit yeah. Then I came on her face and kicked her to the curb
Person 1: shit bro, you totally outdicked yourself!
Person 2: damn straight dude.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
Get the outdicked yourself mug.When you blow your wad in your partner's hair, he or she gets a cumdo. Can be intentional or not. A copious load makes the cumdo impossible to style.
Person 1: You shot your load all over my hair!
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.
Person 2: Cool, you'll have an awesome cumdo in a sec.
by IkuraEater July 07, 2014
Get the Cumdo mug.Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
Get the face cunt mug.A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.
Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
by IkuraEater July 09, 2014
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Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat
Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!
Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!
by IkuraEater July 09, 2014
Get the sauna boat mug.Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).
Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
Get the chat dumped mug.You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.
Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
by IkuraEater July 07, 2014
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