The okc effect is when you continue chatting with someone on okc instead of meeting them. Usually, it sets in about 10 minutes into a chat, potentially earlier. After onset of the okc effect, one or both chatters get unrealistically high hopes based on a false sense of intimacy. In turn, the okc effect becomes a vicious circle. The pressure of meeting becomes higher and higher, so you continue chatting and chatting.
Dood 1: I've been chatting for weeks with this totally hot guy on okc. He's super cool.
Dood 2: when are you gonna hook up man?
Dood 1: soon, maybe next weekend.
Dood 2: dude, totz okc effect! You ain't never meeting. You're too chicken shit he may be fugly.
Dood 2: when are you gonna hook up man?
Dood 1: soon, maybe next weekend.
Dood 2: dude, totz okc effect! You ain't never meeting. You're too chicken shit he may be fugly.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.
Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.
Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
by IkuraEater August 10, 2014
Basically, a goatee. But neatly trimmed or wild, it looks like the pubes around a facial vag - hence, it's a face cunt. The expression is common slang in Germany: Gesichtsfotze.
Dood 1: bro, you are sportin' a total face cunt
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
Dood 2: what the fuck dood? You wanna pound that hole or what?
Dood 1: yeah, that pussy looks pretty sweet to me bro. Open wide. But keep it tight.
by IkuraEater August 12, 2014
A choke of epic proportions, as when the Brazilian World Cup 2014 soccer team lost, 1 to 7 against Germany. Usually the team crumbles psychologically and succumbs to their opponent.
Person1: Dood, did you see the Yankees last night.
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
Person2: Missed it
Person1: Liek, they had a fucking Brazilian choke. Total meltdown
by IkuraEater July 09, 2014
A big boat that contains a bunch of saunas. See hidea. Coz the sauna boat only sounds cool if you're totally under the influence of cannabis.
Zeke: dude, we should totally start a sauna boat
Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!
Cody: dood! You are totz trippin'. (Laugh) Wtf is a sauna boat. (Toke) oh wait, that's an awesome idea!
by IkuraEater July 09, 2014
Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).
Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.
Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
by IkuraEater July 07, 2014