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Capitol of Canada where, surprsingly,no one has mentioned under the Ottowa entry, that Canada/US superstar Alanis Morissette's from.
Girl with accurate taste:I love Alanis Morissette, if Ottowa gave us ANY superstars here in the [USA], it's her."
Ottowa by ESSJAY September 19, 2021
Words you can keep

Ottowa Runaround 

The act of being disparaging to POC athletes during a sporting event. Originated from comments made by politicians and TV personalities in the run up to the 1989 Ottowa marathon.
Ugh, commentators are giving Marcus rashford the Ottowa Runaround again. They can't help themselves but put POC athletes down
Ottowa Runaround by JS6768 August 14, 2022

an ottowa johnston 

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),
i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston
an ottowa johnston by halifax52 April 23, 2010

Ottawa Spaghetti 

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.
I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.
Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Ottawa test 

Whether or not plant-based meat tastes like real meat
This burger passed the Ottawa test with flying colours
Ottawa test by dpgg22 February 14, 2022

Ottawa, Illinois

Also Known as Thottawa, It is One of the worst cities in the Illinois Valley that is filled with Yee Yee’s and Fake Gang members as well as the best prostitutes you can find. Most famously known by being consistently bashed by TREYXIII. People typically who show support to this city are usually in love with crack and have an IQ below 80.
Holy moly she’s got a 42 Body Count? She must be from Ottawa, Illinois.
Ottawa, Illinois by TREYXIII May 23, 2019

ottoparks 

Ottoparks is the better version of the band {waterparks} when Otto Wood is the lead singer, rather than Awsten Knight.
Ottoparks is my favourite band!
ottoparks by ottoparksstan February 22, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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