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A name that implies the perfect balance of swag and professionalism. Ottleys everywhere are known for their incredible caliber of versatility and chillax-ness. Famous for being bosses in the arts of music and seduction, Ottleys are also renowned for their luscious skin. Handed down from the gods on Mount Mana'omia, this name echoes through time as one possessing ancient quality.
Daang son, did you see that Ottley walking by? I just wet my pants.
Ottley by Marcoppes December 31, 2012
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An ottley may have gyatt, they may have autism, an ottley is a spin the wheel experience of one’s emotions and bunda. Like marmite, you either love them or you hate them, but sometimes you’d fuck them (shout out liz)
Wooo wee that ones deffo an ottley
Ottley by Swimminglover212 June 12, 2023
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Ted Ottley

Author, Journalist, Composer and Producer
Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.
Ted Ottley by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009
A delightful market town set in the fertile lower reaches of Wharfedale beneath the forested slopes of Chevin Country park, and close to the climbing meccas of Caley Crags and Almscliffe. Renowned for the number of pubs and cafes, as well as for its diverse range of community events - Otley Carnival, Victorian Fayre, Folk Festival, Beer Festival, Cycle Road Race, New Year's Day Wharfe swim. It has its own Cycle Club, Arts Centre, Film Society, Running club, Sailing Club, Golf Club - as well as fine purveyors of Chocolates, Cakes, Cycles, Walking and Climbing gear, second hand books, Furniture and an award winning bakery. There are three market days a week, a cattle market, and a Farmers' market once a month.
There is no McDonalds or KFC.
Inbreeding is being tackled through a vigorous educational programme.
I live in Otley.
Oooooh - you lucky bastard.
otley by ey oop lad February 14, 2012
A little inbred town in West Yorkshire. I happen to live there and have personal experience of the horrors!
It is populated by about 4 main familied (all inter-related) and then randomers like my family and friends who have actaully travelled further than Leeds!
You tend to find the night life situated around the bus station where the townies/chavs "hang out". You don't want to go here between the hours of 1pm-9pm as you will constantly be asked "Wot the fuck u fuckin lookin at!? u wana punch?!"
Inbred centre of West Yorkshire!
Otley by Rock Chick November 28, 2004
home to oatley campus, possibly the only reason why i will tell people to avoid that area!
Me: Hey look my car is getting stripped of its parts!
Friend: Its ok! You can just buy it all back with heorin
oatley by LaRgO November 14, 2004

Peanut Butter & Otley 

The most delicious dessert concoction ever: mix marshmallows, chocolate chips, smart start healthy heart, and chunky peanut butter in a cup. Put in microwave until marshmallows start to bubble. Take out of microwave and give in to the greatness.
Imma get me sum Peanut Butter & Otley tonite.
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A)
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