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orford
Orford is the roughest place to live in warrington. It has unbelievably high crime rates and is infested with chavs. You can never feel safe in orford because there are too many dodgy people around, and the houses there are like sheds, proper council houses every corner you turn you will most likely see a drug deal or stabbing. Gun violence is high, and alot of illegal activity occurs. Contrasts to places such as sankey and penketh.
orford by anonymous1234._ July 19, 2018
Ormond Beach
Contrary to popular definition, Ormond Beach is a local safe haven from the surrounding cities. That is, Holly Hill being a underdeveloped dump, Daytona being a hole beach skanks/scum fill in, and whatever the fuck is up north in Flagler.
'OB' features uncrowded, towny development, many wealthy, and especially upper-middle-class homes and families, and literally just is better if you've been around the area in some time.
'OB' features uncrowded, towny development, many wealthy, and especially upper-middle-class homes and families, and literally just is better if you've been around the area in some time.
girl one: I heard you live in Volusia near the beach?
guy one: Oh yeah, I live in Ormond Bea-
girl one: I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE ORMOND BEACH!!
guy one: Oh yeah, I live in Ormond Bea-
girl one: I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE ORMOND BEACH!!
Ormond Beach by Dieg-J September 11, 2021
ormondroyd
northern grammar slang for master baker/hostess with the mostess/generally cool/ party animal. Sometimes used in place of OMG.
ormondroyd by ro-ro-on-no February 7, 2010
Ormond Beach
A piece of suburban hell in central Florida next to Daytona Beach. The most exciting thing in this town is the town next to it, which sucks too.
Help us!
Help us!
Ormond Beach by Beata January 15, 2009
Orford Park
Orford Park is a place full of drug addicts, nonces, chavs and gypsies, the gypsies take over the fields or car parks of Orford Park and some take kids or try to kidnap or attack people with machetes and axesThe chavs take up the skate park, the nonces sit on benches and watch the kids play on the park or on the fields, the drug addicts sit at a place known as ‘the logs’ (5 logs put in a circle to sit on) and piss about and do drugs
Orford Park by An Orford Dweller June 24, 2023
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