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Term for a man that enjoys hitting people of the forehead with their fully erect member.

Derived from the two terms, Orm - rod.

Orm meaning seal and rod meaning club.
Alan truly loved to ormrod the ladies.
Ormrod by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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Orford is the roughest place to live in warrington. It has unbelievably high crime rates and is infested with chavs. You can never feel safe in orford because there are too many dodgy people around, and the houses there are like sheds, proper council houses every corner you turn you will most likely see a drug deal or stabbing. Gun violence is high, and alot of illegal activity occurs. Contrasts to places such as sankey and penketh.
You’ll get shanked in orford, be careful.
Sankey is a lot safer and posher than orford.
orford by anonymous1234._ July 19, 2018

Ormond Beach 

Contrary to popular definition, Ormond Beach is a local safe haven from the surrounding cities. That is, Holly Hill being a underdeveloped dump, Daytona being a hole beach skanks/scum fill in, and whatever the fuck is up north in Flagler.

'OB' features uncrowded, towny development, many wealthy, and especially upper-middle-class homes and families, and literally just is better if you've been around the area in some time.
girl one: I heard you live in Volusia near the beach?
guy one: Oh yeah, I live in Ormond Bea-
girl one: I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE ORMOND BEACH!!
Ormond Beach by Dieg-J September 11, 2021

ormondroyd 

northern grammar slang for master baker/hostess with the mostess/generally cool/ party animal. Sometimes used in place of OMG.
'Orm.on.D. That cake was sooo good'
'Your such an ormondroyd. This yellow bannana is fyyne'
ormondroyd by ro-ro-on-no February 7, 2010

Ormond Beach 

A piece of suburban hell in central Florida next to Daytona Beach. The most exciting thing in this town is the town next to it, which sucks too.

Help us!
Ormond Beach is full of crazy bitches in mini-vans.
Ormond Beach by Beata January 15, 2009

Orford Park 

Orford Park is a place full of drug addicts, nonces, chavs and gypsies, the gypsies take over the fields or car parks of Orford Park and some take kids or try to kidnap or attack people with machetes and axesThe chavs take up the skate park, the nonces sit on benches and watch the kids play on the park or on the fields, the drug addicts sit at a place known as ‘the logs’ (5 logs put in a circle to sit on) and piss about and do drugs
You going to Orford Park later?”
Yeah man
“Alright sound meet me at the logs to smoke”