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Orientify 

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.
I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.
Orientify by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Ordo Templi Orientis 

The Ordo Templi Orientis or O.T.O. is a magickal and fraternal organization devoted to the Law of Thelema. Founded by fringe Freemasons in 1902, it was designed to be a fusion of Western Mystery traditions and Indian Tantric practices. The infamous Aleister Crowley took over the organization in 1923, and held its leadership until his death in 1947. Today, the O.T.O. is an international organization with worldwide membership in the thousands.
I joined the Ordo Templi Orientis in 1996.
Orienthia is the funniest person you'll ever meet. She loves to crack jokes and she'll brighten up your day. She has the widest smile you have ever seen. Just being around her is amazing and awesome. And makes everyone day.
Person 1: Do you now Orienthia?
Person 2: Yeah, she's amazing. I'm trying to cuff her.
Orienthia by JYP_Trash99 August 16, 2019

oringina 

Gagging heavily on dingleberry sausage patty's tainted with a touch of hemroidal jungle juice, puckering out of your recalled transvaginal mesh..

to Stephan
Guys loves girls with oringina tendency's
oringina by tenderoni1169 November 24, 2014

Orienticles 

The nuts of an Asian guy.
Having slept with Jong, Sally became an admirer of his orienticles.
Orienticles by 3episodesofLITB December 29, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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