20 definitions by Headcircus

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.
The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")
by Headcircus March 14, 2013
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Beginnerd: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is way too good, way to soon
This kid scored 500 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnerd
by Headcircus September 9, 2010
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Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.
I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.
by Headcircus December 16, 2010
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It's "metal" in an electro house format. Big room style, big reverb, heavy guitar-like synths. The best example I can think of is the band Savoy from Brooklyn, NY. (A live band trio) If you lookup the track "The Bridge" it pretty much sums up what i think metalectro is.

Sure, its another name, but as an 80s kid growing up with Metallica, Megadeth and death metal, real hardcore metal... as in \m/... it gives me some more stable ground in this crazy edm world. In other words, it makes sense to me.

If these lords of metal shoved their guitars into Ableton Live or Logic, or some other DAW, this might be the result. It isn't as heavy as metal, but more sharp and crisp, with the purpose of filling a very big room.

- DJ Eskape a.k.a. Headcircus
"The Bridge" by Savoy may not be the first and only example, but i think it is a good example of Metalectro
by Headcircus June 9, 2013
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Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You
I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"
by Headcircus July 7, 2010
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Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash
Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash
by Headcircus January 18, 2011
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A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)
I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.
by Headcircus August 23, 2016
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